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This lightweight cotton tee carries a playful, body-positive vibe with a relaxed crew neckline and clean classic fit. A chilled polar bear illustration and bold varsity lettering read like a wink to anyone who’s ever laughed off winter layers: “Not fat — just optimized for the cold.” The fabric is soft against skin, smooth for printing, and built to hold shape thanks to ribbed collar and shoulder tape. Wear it around the house with jeans and sneakers, layered under a jacket for walks, or to cozy gatherings where humor and comfort matter more than labels. Ethically-sourced cotton, OEKO-TEX® certification, and durable printing methods mean this shirt feels and lasts like something you’ll reach for again and again.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight (153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF printing for crisp, long-lasting artwork (sleeves/neck labels via DTF)
- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced cotton with 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
"Just Optimised for the cold" T shirt
$44.00
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight (153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF printing for crisp, long-lasting artwork (sleeves/neck labels via DTF)
- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced cotton with 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors